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Q1. The exercise trend or sport you'd most like to try next is:

1. Tennis
2. Belly dancing
3. Skiing
4. Pilates

None of the above. All of those things can hurt you!
My motto is No pain No pain

Q2. You need a new pair of pants. Where's the first place you head to go shopping?

1. The Gap. It's easy and I know they'll have what I want.
2. American Apparel. The clothes are pretty simple, but at least they don't use sweatshop labor.
3. Anthropologie. The pants there are expensive, but they've got personal flair.
4. Target. Saving money is the most important factor.

None of the above. Taylor. Comfort is important! And I support the small business man.

Q3. When you see commercials for organizations encouraging sponsorship of poor children, your first reaction is to think:

1. I'd like to sponsor a child from a poor country.
2. I'd like to adopt a child from a poor country.
3. I'll send money but can't commit to too much.
4. I need to focus on my own problems and can't worry about saving Third-World children.

None of the above. My first reaction is to wonder how much of the collected money goes for "administrative costs" Most of those charities are out and out scams IMHO.

Q4. Which of these famous people do you most admire?

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Angelina Jolie
3. George W. Bush
4. Bono

Finally a question I can answer! Why 3 of course!

Q5. You're planning a dinner party. Where do you buy your produce?

1. Whole Foods or a similar organic food market
2. The local chain grocery store
3. You'll just get take-out fried chicken and not worry about fruits and vegetables.
4. You'll use whatever you have in the fridge.

4 if they throw in the pantry as well.

Q6. In your home, the closest thing you have to a religious icon or statue is:

1. A cross or crucifix
2. A statue of Ganesh, who is an Indian god, I think
3. A statue of the Buddha
4. Nothing

That would be 4 again. My religion does not include icons.

Q7. Which bumper sticker would you put on your car?

1. "Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church."
2. "Caution: Non-exposure to the son will cause burning."
3. "Witches parking only. All others will be Toad."
4. "Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma."

None of the above. As if I would ruin my paint job with such tripe. But my "W 1 x 2" poster was a big hit on Nov 3 2004.

Q8. You like to listen to music to help you relax. What's on your iPod playlist?

1. Buddhist chant
2. Contemporary folk or singer-songwriters
3. Yanni
4. I don't have an iPod

That would be 4. And if I did have one it would have "March of Cambreadth" on it.

Q9. You're preparing a nutritious snack. You choose:

1. Granola with organic milk
2. Apple slices with honey
3. Yogurt with flax seed
4. Beef jerky

None of the above. Apples with semi-homemade fruit dip.

Q10. Where do you shop for cosmetics?

1. Origins or Aveda
2. The health food store
3. Department stores
4. Drug stores

Cosmetics? You mean my deodorant? Grocery store!

Q11. What's your dream travel destination?

1. Jamaica
2. Machu Picchu
3. A spa
4. Anywhere there's a Club Med

None of the above. "The cabin in the woods"

Q12. What do you do to help the environment?

1. Drive a Hybrid car
2. Recycle
3. Donate money to Greenpeace
4. Smoke indoors instead of outside

None of the above.
I do kill those despoilers if the environment Bambi and his mom on a yearly basis though. Want some venison sausage?