[BraveMan]

Holy Sh!t . . .

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[RichInOC]

Where were you when the s**tter hit the fan?

[glock rocks]

crown vic 0
portapotty 1

[BraveMan]

Crossin' the highway late last night,
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right,
He didn't see the station wagon, car,
The skunk got squashed and there you are!
(Chorus)
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Stinkin' to high heaven!
Take a whiff on me that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose,
You don't have to look and you don't have to see,
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory,
(Repeat Chorus)
Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog,
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon,
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer dead skunk, in the middle,
Dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Stinkin' to high heaven.
C'mon stink!
(Fiddle break)
You got it,
It's dead, it's in the middle,
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution.
It's dead, it's in the middle,
And it's stinkin' to high, high heaven!

Loudon Wainwright Iii

[Sapper26]

I'd love to hear the radio conversation trying to explain this.

[kingu]

Durn it, that was a delivery from Bob Mulhulland to the New York Times.

[Jeff Chandler]

Patrol car hit by flying outhouse

I hate it when that happens.

[Aracelis]

Be thankful you didn't have one of these days...

[WOSG]

Well we have had quite a cr*pfest this week, havent we?

- Rush, Arnold, Bush et al gettin' hit all over ... this story is a great metaphor.

[sourcery]

Sh*t Happens, I guess...

Was the trucker cited...for a seat belt violation? Failure to Flush? Losing his head?

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Gotta love FR. You know that no story about feces, beer, pit bulls, or sex will go unposted.

And I read as many as I can. I'm a sick puppy.

[Nam Vet]

In today's light, it's "Holy Shiite!"

Nam Vet

[Mark17]

Then the toilet bounced back into the highway, where it was hit by another truck and smashed to pieces.

Yes, but pieces of what?

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Patrol car hit by flying outhouse

"As God as my witness...I thought outhouses could fly."

I don't know why I keep posting to this thread. Maybe I'm just trying to snap up some of the best jokes before the morning crowd beats me to them.

[mhking]

.....zoom-zoom.......

Just damn.

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[scan58]

His co-workers, however, have dumped a load of off-color jokes on him.

Interesting choice of words in this case.

[dixie sass]

rotfl

[SAMWolf]

This story sounds like a load of crap.

[in the Arena]

His co-workers, however, have dumped a load

Ha !, nice choice of words...

[CFC__VRWC]

This might give Gray Davis ideas. After all, isn't Arnold on a bus tour of CA?