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Patrol car hit by flying outhouse
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel ^ | Oct. 3, 2003 | LARRY SANDLER

Posted on 10/04/2003 12:20:51 AM PDT by BraveMan

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To: BraveMan
Patrol car hit by flying outhouse

"As God as my witness...I thought outhouses could fly."

I don't know why I keep posting to this thread. Maybe I'm just trying to snap up some of the best jokes before the morning crowd beats me to them.

21 posted on 10/04/2003 2:07:00 AM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell (Hillary walks into a bar. Let's hope it leaves a nice bump on her forehead.)
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To: mhking
Uhh.... Hold my toilet paper???
22 posted on 10/04/2003 2:26:53 AM PDT by Capitalist Eric
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To: Piltdown_Woman
Be thankful you didn't have one of these days...

Well, there really are outfits that supply these facilities to construction sites. I've seen trucks going around, hauling the little chambers to wherever they were needed. I don't know how someone chooses a career in that industry. It must be a calling for the chosen few. I've never met anyone who said he was in the outhouse business.

Anyway, I suggest that you don't follow such a truck too closely. Especially at the end of a busy day.

23 posted on 10/04/2003 4:12:01 AM PDT by PatrickHenry
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To: PatrickHenry; Nam Vet
What a concept...flying outhouses.

Can't wait for those bomb runs!

24 posted on 10/04/2003 5:01:05 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom.... needs a soldier !)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
.....zoom-zoom.......

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

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25 posted on 10/04/2003 5:21:06 AM PDT by mhking (When it rains it pours: I'm looking for a job again -- any offers or help: mhking@bellsouth.net)
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To: BraveMan
His co-workers, however, have dumped a load of off-color jokes on him.

Interesting choice of words in this case.

26 posted on 10/04/2003 5:23:52 AM PDT by scan58
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To: Taxman; abner
rotfl

27 posted on 10/04/2003 5:28:18 AM PDT by dixie sass (GOD bless America)
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Pieces of feces? Bits of sh*t? Flung dung? Pools of stools?

LOL, thank you. I knew someone would say it.

28 posted on 10/04/2003 9:04:26 AM PDT by Mark17
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
I had a piss-poor attitude when I woke up this morning but you made my day!
29 posted on 10/04/2003 1:01:29 PM PDT by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: dixie sass
I have typed three responses -- all, though funny, would have caused JimRob to give me a time out, and so I have decided to ignore this thread.
30 posted on 10/04/2003 3:37:42 PM PDT by Taxman
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
rotflol, my goodness your making me cry!!! stop.
31 posted on 10/04/2003 5:35:10 PM PDT by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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To: BraveMan
This story sounds like a load of crap.
32 posted on 10/04/2003 5:38:29 PM PDT by SAMWolf (This Tagline is umop apisdn)
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To: BraveMan
His co-workers, however, have dumped a load

Ha !, nice choice of words...

33 posted on 10/04/2003 5:44:29 PM PDT by in the Arena (Never Forget...Never Ever Forget...)
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To: BraveMan
This might give Gray Davis ideas. After all, isn't Arnold on a bus tour of CA?
34 posted on 10/04/2003 5:50:41 PM PDT by CFC__VRWC (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don't liberals just kill ya?)
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
"As God as my witness...I thought outhouses could fly."

Now THAT'S funny!

(Somewhere up above, the late Gordon Jump is smiling!)

35 posted on 10/04/2003 5:53:04 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Taxman
Sho' couldn't be any worse than some of these! But - okay!
36 posted on 10/04/2003 8:28:22 PM PDT by dixie sass (GOD bless America)
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To: PatrickHenry
I've never met anyone who said he was in the outhouse business.

Sounds like a really sh***y job!

37 posted on 10/05/2003 8:06:41 AM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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