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1 posted on 09/24/2003 4:11:36 PM PDT by rftc
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Lord....strike that poor boy down...
2 posted on 09/24/2003 4:13:44 PM PDT by teldon30
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Somebody better tell this has-been that he's not a kid (or a samurai) anymore.
3 posted on 09/24/2003 4:14:51 PM PDT by Orangedog (Soccer-Moms are the biggest threat to your freedoms and the republic !)
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Ouch - That'll leave a mark.

Hope he recovers, and learns not to whack himself in the head with a stick!

4 posted on 09/24/2003 4:15:42 PM PDT by meyer
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he cracked his face with a long piece of wood

he should have had a V-8

D'OH!

6 posted on 09/24/2003 4:16:02 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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His Kung-Fu was not strong enough!
7 posted on 09/24/2003 4:16:10 PM PDT by Brett66
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Most publicity he's had in a decade...
9 posted on 09/24/2003 4:16:35 PM PDT by Nachum
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Just damn.
I did the same thing with a baseball bat in 1992.
13 posted on 09/24/2003 4:19:07 PM PDT by humblegunner
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Now he knows why the Japanese left this one behind in the 15th century!
14 posted on 09/24/2003 4:19:39 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Far out, man!)
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When he was younger (back in the 15th century) he could do that move
15 posted on 09/24/2003 4:19:52 PM PDT by Gil4
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..."when he cracked his face with a long piece of wood"?

That CRACK stuff will kill ya Diamond Dave!

16 posted on 09/24/2003 4:20:14 PM PDT by jaz.357 (The beatings will continue until morale improves!)
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47? Then I'm 15, when I went to my first VH show.
18 posted on 09/24/2003 4:24:19 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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Local Radio Station reporting Concertgoers claims that he nailed himself with the Mic Stand
19 posted on 09/24/2003 4:27:58 PM PDT by HP8753 (My cat hates static electricity....)
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Uh...Samurai don't do KungFu...the Chinese do KungFu...Japanese don't...
26 posted on 09/24/2003 4:39:50 PM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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LIST OF APPROPRIATE VAN HALEN SONGS:

Aftershock
A.F.U.
Black And Blue
Bottoms Up!
Cabo Wabo
House Of Pain
Loss Of Control
Poundcake (face)
Somebody Get Me A Doctor
Source Of Infection
Spanked
27 posted on 09/24/2003 4:40:37 PM PDT by JennysCool
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In other news: about 142 people in 6 states were upset that the remaining dates of the David Lee Roth concert tour have been cancelled.
30 posted on 09/24/2003 4:46:16 PM PDT by Peace will be here soon
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Video?
38 posted on 09/24/2003 4:56:45 PM PDT by 68 grunt (3/1 India, 3rd, 0311, 68-69)
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He has called off seven dates of the tour of clubs and theatres because of the injury. Two dates had been cancelled because of Hurricane Isabel.

Two dates cancelled after Hurricane Isabel? Hmmmm, he doesn't handle the groupies the way he used to.

43 posted on 09/24/2003 5:06:04 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself)
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Might as well Jump! JUMP!
45 posted on 09/24/2003 5:07:43 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan (There are two things in the middle of the road. Roadkill, and a yellow stripe.)
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Poor Dave. He shot himself in the butt when he broke with Van Halen. He hasn't had a top ten hit since.

And he has not learned how to age gracefully.

Poor silly dumb S.O.B.

50 posted on 09/24/2003 5:12:42 PM PDT by LibKill (Father Darwin has a sense of humor but no mercy whatsoever.)
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David's always been a psycho. His knobs go to 11.
51 posted on 09/24/2003 5:18:22 PM PDT by Bullish
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