[NYer]

"This disaster will be the destruction of New York by a terrible flood after a terrifying series of explosions nearby makes the surrounding waters swallow it up as if it is an ant inside a terrifying star of heat and water."

You still have plenty of time to take out flood insurance. Does the rate go down the higher up you are?

[mhking]

My fellow Americans and fellow citizens of the civilized world: I have today ordered the targeting of our intercontinental nuclear ballistic missiles on the city of Mecca in Saudi Arabia.

I don't think many people would argue with that...

[eastsider]

Wow! A seaside view! Imagine launching one of these babies out my living room window : )