[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Don't know what part of the country you grew up in but I sure wouldn't want to live there. Around here killing someone else's dog could get your house burned down.

And splattering your neighbor's miniature dachshound with a mallet on the Fourth of July would get it burned down with you in it. And deservedly so.

Fascinating. And, what town would that be? I learned one of the most important things I've ever learned about human relations here on Free Republic and I practice it religiously: Never threaten anyone. It ruins the surprise.

Now, why don't you be a nice little boy and tell me where that town is? I know the exact proper procedure to follow if I ever have to live there.

[smalltown]

You seem a little paranoid. Just who threatened you?

[Vigilantcitizen]

"I learned one of the most important things I've ever learned about human relations here on Free Republic and I practice it religiously: Never threaten anyone. It ruins the surprise."

Ancient words of wisdom...Never fear the boastful, fear the silent.