Narcissist, metrosexual, call us what you like, we're out and proud

Sydney Morning Herald ^ | August 29, 2003 | Matt Martyn-Jones

[weegee]

Is a thread about narcissists a vanity post? < /groan >

[presidio9]

Is that you on the left?

[weegee]

The apartment itself was great, but I was ready to kill him by the end of the lease.

You think you had apartment problems? I found this article on Ask the Imam (typos and all)...

My friend is living in with a hindo gay in a flat provided by govt, both are cocking in one kitchen. Are we can eat his cooked food, is it Haram?

[randog]

We called 'em "Preppies" in the 80's...they got beat up then, too.

LOL!!

My wife works at a TV station, and there's an on-air talent that everyone thought was gay. We later deduced that he wasn't and this whole 'metrosexual' thing finally cleared things up.

[OpusatFR]

Is this a bad thing. I mean don't people covet what they really want? So, wouldn't a man sprouting boobs mean he really likes them on women? Wouldn't that be a conumdrum? A man who likes boobs on women gets boobs for himself and then attracts men who like men but don't like the softness or curves of women.

Heck, I don't know. I just know my wardrobe wouldn't fit him. He just doesn't have the chest! (or the shoulders..)

[martin_fierro]

THE IMAM RESPONDS:

"The food may be Haram, but stay the hell away from the 'Special Sauce'."

[dighton]

I found this article on Ask the Imam (typos and all)...

An outstanding find, weegee.

My friend is living in with a hindo gay in a flat provided by govt, both are cocking in one kitchen. Are we can eat his cooked food, is it Haram?

[presidio9]

Trust me, neither one of you has apartment problems:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/972198/posts

[martin_fierro]

Bats, shmats. All the more guano for my backyard.

But I draw the line at designer teddy bears. >s h u d d e r< <|:)~

[BlueLancer]

"My friend is living in with a hindo gay in a flat provided by govt, both are cocking in one kitchen. Are we can eat his cooked food, is it Haram? "

Well, I, for one, certainly wouldn't eat the cooked food if his friend and a Hindu gay man were cocking in the kitchen.

[paws_and_whiskers]

Eight years of bad mammaries.

[IowaHawk]

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Dear Chip:

After the back-to-madrassas Mosque sockhop last weekend, my friend "Hassan" drove me home - at least, he started to, and then he pulled the old 'ran out of gas' trick. Before you know it, he was all "Russian hands and Roman fingers," trying to get me to put on a Semtex belt. "Come on," he said, "all the faithful are doing it! You will too if you really love Allah. "

Well, needless to say I told him in no uncertain terms that I am NOT that kind of boy. I believe that blowing up yourself and a pizza parlor full of kufr is sacred, beautiful thing, and I will save myself until I get a special fatwah from my Imam. The problem is that I really think Hassan is really groovy, and I don't want the other martyrs to think I'm some kind of "nerd." What should I do?

-- Perplexed in Bridgeview, 17

Dear Perplexed: We seek martyrdom and love martrydom! Grant us O God the Death of the infidel and his Jew master! Death to the sons of monkeys and pigs who has rejected the prophet!

Dear Chip:

I have developed embarrassing skin blemishes. I'm not sure how it has happened, since I have avoided contact with kufr food and always "use the left hand" after I do my restroom business. So far I have been able to hide it under my burqqa, but I'm worried that it will eventually disappoint whatever husband my father finds for me, and he will have me beheaded and not return the dowry.

Should I break down and buy some of the kufr 'zit cream'?

-- Mortified in Detroit, 13

Dear Mortified: We seek martyrdom and love martrydom! Grant us O God the Death of the infidel and his Jew master! Death to the sons of monkeys and pigs who has rejected the prophet!

Dear Chip:

Can I catch anthrax from 'soul kissing'? I mean, other Muslim boys.

-- Curious in New Jersey, 15

Dear Curious: We seek martyrdom and love martrydom! Grant us O God the Death of the infidel and his Jew master! Death to the sons of monkeys and pigs who has rejected the prophet!

Dear Chip:

I've been wondering about those 72 virgins awaiting me in paradise. If they are really hot like my Imam says, I'm worried that I'll "spill my seed" too early and the other martyrs will giggle. Also, if I get too tense to get a boner, will Allah think I'm gay and send me to burn in eternal Hell with all the jews?

Nervous in Sacramento, 19

Dear Nervous: We seek martyrdom and love martrydom! Grant us O God the Death of the infidel and his Jew master! Death to the sons of monkeys and pigs who has rejected the prophet!

Confidential to AH in Toronto: The Quran says "if thou shaketh more than three times, thou are playing with it; it is unclean and thou must hacketh it off with a scimitar."

[general_re]

You are quite mad. I approve heartily ;)

[AngryJawa]

"I suspect that a big part of his problem was due to having been abandoned by his father for a time."

This statement just may be at the root of all this metrosexual bologna.

[RonF]

My friend is living in with a hindo gay in a flat provided by govt, both are cocking in one kitchen. Are we can eat his cooked food, is it Haram?

Reminds me of when we hired a new cook in our fraternity house. Turned out he was gay. Hell of a cook, but after one incident when I came down into the kitchen to find that he had entertained his boyfriend on a mattress on the kitchen's food prep table, I advised my fellow brothers not to eat anything that came up out of that kitchen with whipped cream on it.

[snowstorm12]

Here is your typical "REAL" macho man




Vs. the metrosexual males below



Now which group do I want? Ummm....no brainer. Bring on more of this metrosexual movement please!

[snowstorm12]

Guys who hate "metrosexuals" are a bunch of ugly, envious, washed up, short, old, fat, hairy disgusting unhygienic males who can't goom themselves and are extremely jealous of gorgeous, sexy, well groomed, interesting men so they attack their masculinity or call them gay. I see it all the time. Bitter men who typically go for women way out of their league so they become resentful towards hunks with personalities and develop a hate for females (especially hot and gorgeous females) and call girls like me stuck up whores because I won't "give them a chance". Metrosexuals get all the attention. They don't like the realization that society and the opposite sex considers them irrelevant much like their ugly, old, fat or dyke female counterparts. Society tells us if you aren't beautiful (esp. females) you might as well shoot yourself in the head and get it over with because you're worthless.

[Queen Jadis]

WOAH slow down there...

Metrosexuals don't get my attention! Remember that just because a male does not have "feminine" qualites it does not mean he is ungroomed, fat and hairy.

[Roscoe Karns]

Two can play that silly game. I bet most women would take this man over your metrosexuals.

[CanadianLibertarian]

You're so right, the word is indeed "dandy". What is the big deal? I thought we never went away, so what is the hoopla now. I've liked clothes, shopping, accessories, expensive haircuts, pocket watches, leather pants, blah blah blah my entire adolescence and adulthood.

Far from this being any indicator of effeminacy, I think history's manliest lovers have been like this: think Casanova's luxurious colognes and chocolates. And besides, women love guys who are well-turned out and well-dressed. And my girlfriends seem to love doing my eyebrows and putting makeup on me, so I tolerate the brows and wash off the makeup.