There were rumors last year that Harrison Ford was buying the rights to "Breakfast at Tiffany's" in order to remake it starring himself and Calista.
Hey, Harrison, if you're going to ruin an Audrey Hepburn movie, why not try remaking "Sabrina" first. Oh, wait, you already ruined that one.
I almost hope he tries to do a "Tiffany's" remake starring Miss "one facial expression" Flockhart, the result should prove quite humorous.