[lowbridge]

The next time you run up agaisnt one of these scam letters, dont delete them. Have a little fun with them! (and send them in to that site) :-)

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/index.html

[Young Rhino]

This is the letter that I use to respond to the Nigerian scam artists.

Dear Mr. Abacha:

You have uplifted my self-esteem with your honorable letter. However, the risks of your proposition are great, requiring me to charge a 40% handling fee in order to process the sum of which you speak.

As you know, the Trilateralists, Herman's Hermits, the Elders of Zion, and the Council on Foreign Relations are conspiring with The Man to keep Nigerians in their place. Thus, the danger for me is great. I do not wish to run afoul the guns of Yosemite Sam in this endeavour.

You can repose great confidence in me because I have experience in such transactions. For the past seven years, I have held in safekeeping a large gold cross given to me by my grandfather, William Jennings Bryan.

I am glad that you have done your homework and created a way for us to mutually benefit from the death of your father. With the exception of taxing Californians through the repeal of Proposition 13, there is nothing that I like better than to profit off of dead relatives.

Here is the information that you require to complete our transaction without sinking ships.

Warren E. Buffett
BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC.
1440 Kiewit Plaza
Omaha, NE 68131
USA
Phone/Fax (800) 786-6426

Give my regards to Abbas. Ask him if he has any wives that he can sell to me. I have some fine cattle and Pokemon cards that I wish to trade.

Insincerely,

W.E.B.

[scott7278]

I haven't run into any bad language yet, but this is hilarious! I'm only to Oct. 23rd.

[LiteKeeper]

read later

[tom paine 2]

bump

[Joe Bonforte]

I set up a special email account on Yahoo to reply to these idiots. It's in the name of Kania Ripmiov. I claim it's a traditional Russian name.

[dhuffman@awod.com]

How many of your readers sink so low as to know what is 'bukkake'? I suggest that you explain it. Heh heh heh

[mhking]

This is awesome!

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Jaxter]

bump

[hchutch]

Oh, goodie...

I've gotten a few of these recently... any ideas on what to offer them? I'm wondering if I can sell them the Cincinatti Bengals...

[pogo101]

JUSTICE IS SERVED!!!!!!!! I love it!

[aruanan]

Thanks, I've bookmarked the URL. About time some people scammed the scammers.

[vetvetdoug]

I have gotten really tired of these Nigerian scam artists. I reply sometimes explaining that I am a klansman in need of volunteers for our meetings. They haven't replied yet. I offer them lots of money.....

[Feiny]

I just spent an hour on that site, laughing so hard my side hurts!!!

[lowbridge]

Here's how you can submit your correspondence with the scammers:

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/pox.htm

[flutters]

LOL

Here is another 'scam letter' website.

http://scamorama.com

[<1/1,000,000th%]

There's a lot of Nigerians coming to America. I did a training class last week with 2 recent immigrants.