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To: LaDivaLoca

Good Morning LaDivaLoca! Good morning to our military and good morning to the whole Canteen crew.

Warm up exercise for today . . . . .

Good Nights Sleep?

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it would be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better," replied the Marine. The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Marine. "How did you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

5 posted on 08/19/2003 3:53:19 AM PDT by SouthernHawk
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To: SouthernHawk; LadyHawk
"...gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

Hehehehehe! That should do it. Good morning, and thanks SH for each morning's warm up exercise. And thanks for your service to our great country.


92 posted on 08/19/2003 8:15:19 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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