DFU SONG: Rhinestone Cowboy (Gray will fight like a Bengal tiger)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-15-03 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - RHINESTONE COWBOY

Though Mulholland still thinks I am great
I know I have screwed this state
I've cheated and lied as well as both of the Clintons
All the anchors say I'm a boob
I've seen that watching the tube
It is getting me down

I've done a load of compromising
I've sold votes...is that surprising?
Before it is over, I'll be the one standing tall

Like a Bengal tiger...I will fight so that Sharon and I do not have to leave
Like a Bengal tiger...Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'll be back and you will grieve
I really know how to deceive

Illegals, I will let you drive...in hopes that I can survive
If you want something from me, then show me the money
There is nothing I will not do...no, friends, I'm not kidding you
I am staying right here

I've done a load of compromising
I've sold votes...is that surprising?
Before it is over, I'll be the one standing tall

Like a Bengal tiger...I will fight so that Sharon and I do not have to leave
Like a Bengal tiger...Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'll be back and you will grieve
I really know how to deceive

Like a Bengal tiger...I will fight so that Sharon and I do not have to leave
Like a Bengal tiger...Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'll be back and you will grieve
I really know how to deceive

[martin_fierro]

More like a Bengal Pussy.

[doug from upland]

I was going to put Bengal weasel, but I thought I'd use his own words. No, Gray, you won't be back.

[doug from upland]

Ping.

[rockfish59]

He's losing his gray matter! ha ha

[jocon307]

doug,

I finally got music on my 'puter, so I've just been able to check out your parodies, they are GREAT! As gray, the bengal tiger might say!

Hope to see you again soon, until then, will check back for more good songs always!

Jess