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SHARON DAVIS HAS A HUSBAND WITH A PROBLEM -- PREMATURE EVACUATION
dfu commentary | 8-12-03 | dfu

Posted on 08/12/2003 5:57:24 PM PDT by doug from upland

Poor Sharon Davis. Her husband has a problem that he is ashamed to face. He is ashamed to tell his doctor. Well, even if he told him, his doctor could not help him.

The problem is premature evacuation. On October 7, 2003 he will be pulling out early from the governor's mansion. Premature evacuation is weighing heavily on Sharon's mind. She is trying to be a supportive wife but has been noticably irritable and bitchy. Kind of like Hillary Clinton, who also has a problem with her husband.

Sharon, we hope that after Oct. 7 you can move on with your life and things will get better. I have an old Bronco that I am willing to paint white and let you borrow if you want to attempt a slow speed getaway in a disguise.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: adios; byebye; farewell; gray; hastalavista; hewillbeerased; hittheroadjack; premature; sharon

1 posted on 08/12/2003 5:57:28 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I have an old Bronco that I am willing to paint white and let you borrow if you want to attempt a slow speed getaway in a disguise.

She'll need it. Won't be long before she and hubs won't be able to get away with 95 in a 50 anymore.

2 posted on 08/12/2003 5:59:56 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: doug from upland
LOL...cute!
3 posted on 08/12/2003 6:00:41 PM PDT by Arpege92
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To: doug from upland
So, what do the Penal Codes say about this?
4 posted on 08/12/2003 6:07:03 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (The wages of sin are death, but by the time FICA and SSI are taken, it's just sorta tired feeling)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
As Monica would say, "Close but no cigar!"
5 posted on 08/12/2003 6:22:41 PM PDT by smokeyb
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To: smokeyb
"... and that really burns my..."
6 posted on 08/12/2003 6:24:23 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (The wages of sin are death, but by the time FICA and SSI are taken, it's just sorta tired feeling)
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KNOWN PERJURER, TRAITOR, AND RAPIST TO ASSIST CORRUPT AND INCOMPETENT GOVERNOR
9 posted on 08/12/2003 8:15:57 PM PDT by doug from upland (Why did DemocRATS allow a perjuring rapist to remain in the Oval Office?)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Oh geez .. LOL
10 posted on 08/12/2003 8:18:03 PM PDT by Mo1 (I have nothing to add .. just want to see if I make the cut and paste ;0))
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To: Mo1
Heh heh. Hi, Mo!
11 posted on 08/12/2003 8:20:39 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (The wages of sin are death, but by the time FICA and SSI are taken, it's just sorta tired feeling)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
I'm fine thank you .. and thanks for the giggle, that was funny
12 posted on 08/12/2003 8:26:41 PM PDT by Mo1 (I have nothing to add .. just want to see if I make the cut and paste ;0))
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To: doug from upland
I wanna see the TV commercial for this "affliction."

This will give Gray some income after he "evacuates".

13 posted on 08/12/2003 11:55:56 PM PDT by happygrl
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