No, I'm not making this up, and yes, I do know Janet Reno is back.
To: genefromjersey
Gosh, a link sure would be nice.
2 posted on
08/12/2003 9:55:10 AM PDT by
adam_az
To: genefromjersey
3 posted on
08/12/2003 9:58:31 AM PDT by
adam_az
To: genefromjersey
All I know is my son's been terrorizing the Alabama outdoors since the age of 4. He'd camp out, alone in the woods behind our house and friends would ask "aren't you afraid of coyotes and gators?" I'd always respond "He won't hurt 'em." Maybe I was wrong.
4 posted on
08/12/2003 10:03:07 AM PDT by
Quilla
To: genefromjersey
Is perhaps the male alligator to female alligator ratio completely out of whack down there?
Rumor has it that 3 blind mice have also been trapped, and Third Eye Blind will be playing Mobile Aug. 23-25.
To: genefromjersey
These are Florida fans who couldn'thandle a long ago loss to the Bama Crimson tide.
9 posted on
08/12/2003 10:15:53 AM PDT by
bert
(Don't Panic!)
To: genefromjersey
Ocean Springs, Alabama? I believe you mean Ocean Springs, Mississippi.
10 posted on
08/12/2003 10:21:28 AM PDT by
boycott
To: genefromjersey
Gators should not masterbait.
11 posted on
08/12/2003 10:21:59 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(If they make a John Kerry bobble head doll, they will need to make the head smaller.)
To: genefromjersey
Parasites?
To: genefromjersey
How do they hunt if blind?
Do they hunt using sound and vibration?
Are they evolving into a type of Graboid?
16 posted on
08/12/2003 10:28:43 AM PDT by
Chewbacca
(Stay out of debt. Pay cash. When you run out of cash, stop buying things.)
To: genefromjersey
I'm befuddled.
18 posted on
08/12/2003 10:33:01 AM PDT by
Pro-Bush
(Circumstances rule destiny)
To: genefromjersey
2 blind alligators were trapped last month near Ocean Springs, Alabama, in response to citizen reports of "nuisance" alligators. I guess they must have kept bumping into stuff. Knocking over lawn chairs and what-not. There is no greater nuisance than blind alligators.
22 posted on
08/12/2003 10:47:03 AM PDT by
San Jacinto
(Everyone knows alligator eyeballs make great aphrodisiacs.)
To: genefromjersey
The gators are 'keeping an eye out' for human food.
23 posted on
08/12/2003 11:07:36 AM PDT by
pankot
To: genefromjersey
When gators wander into salt water they become blind.
To: genefromjersey
hummmmm... marketing idea... gatorshades and little white gatorcanes...
and as far as those big boys lying across the road, well now, y'all heard of alligator handbags, alligator luggage, alligator shoes,... and so now its alligator speed bumps.
25 posted on
08/12/2003 11:23:38 AM PDT by
myrabach
To: genefromjersey
Blind Gator: the best swimming pool game of all time:
". . . no fish out of water, no slapjacks, no nothing."
27 posted on
08/12/2003 11:28:36 AM PDT by
Pokey78
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