Blind Alligators in Alabama

ProMed | 08/12/03 | vanity

[Squantos]

LMAO.........They don't have phones that far southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana !!

Stay Safe Hatteras !

[San Jacinto]

2 blind alligators were trapped last month near Ocean Springs, Alabama, in response to citizen reports of "nuisance" alligators.

I guess they must have kept bumping into stuff. Knocking over lawn chairs and what-not. There is no greater nuisance than blind alligators.

[pankot]

The gators are 'keeping an eye out' for human food.

[Southernboy]

When gators wander into salt water they become blind.

[myrabach]

hummmmm... marketing idea... gatorshades and little white gatorcanes...

and as far as those big boys lying across the road, well now, y'all heard of alligator handbags, alligator luggage, alligator shoes,... and so now its alligator speed bumps.

[dfwgator]

These are Florida fans who couldn'thandle a long ago loss to the Bama Crimson tide.

Are you sure they didn't confuse them with crocodiles like the boneheads who put out the Gator Media Guide?

[Pokey78]

Blind Gator: the best swimming pool game of all time:

". . . no fish out of water, no slapjacks, no nothing."

[genefromjersey]

I'm thinking-just maybe-.17 Hornady RF Magnum-fired at night from a boat, with somebody using a spotlight to locate the gators.
The bullet has a lot of steam: probably not quite enough to kill the gators;just enough to knock the optic nerve bundles out of commission before it disintegrates.

[blam]

"Blam, is that you out in the bayou??????"

I have alligators in the lake and they're doing just fine. (still trying to catch my dogs, lol.)

[spectr17]

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