[mhking]

Now, that's scary....

[mhking]

Yeah, it's borderline bizarre...I thought it might be worth a laugh...

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Steely Glint]

I'd like to see them work Billy Bob Thornton over.

[.cnI redruM]

Queer Eye for Guvenuh Gray.

1) New Doo, something retro, but not staid. Gray NEEDS a mohawk.

2) Clothing, Slacks w/ pleats, dark colored. Red jacket, black shirt, and most definately, a skinny tie from the 80's if the moths haven't eaten those yet.

3) Left Ear pierced twice. But stud earings only, nothing too pretentious.

4) The Name - Tai. Noone would recall Governuh Tai Davis, they wouldn't even have called him the first time.

So there it is. A new image for a new man. It would be impossible to recall Gray Davis, if we can't even remeber who he is.

[wideawake]

All I know is that if those sodomites tried to make me over, they would wind up requiring the services of a skilled team of plastic surgeons for their subsequent makeover.

[jellybean]

I don't think Pat will take their advice and dress the gay way.

He may have them on just to abuse them.

They may like that...

[ZviTheWise]

Counting down the minutes until this turns out to be a hoax...

[weegee]

I never would have thought that Buchanan was in bed with the homosexual crowd.

[RichInOC]

Personally, I think a QE makeover for Gray would be redundant. That guy's already as prissy as Kevin Kline in "In & Out". Maybe more so.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

[2nd Amendment]

maybe these "queer eyes" can help Pat distinquish a Bush vote from a Gore vote in Florida