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Posted on 08/05/2003 6:46:39 PM PDT by blam
Cast of hundreds gathers for Hollywood's electoral farce
Governor of California faces recall vote
Duncan Campbell in Los Angeles
Wednesday August 6, 2003
The Guardian (UK)
One candidate is famous for her pouting lips, cleavage and pink Corvette. Another is best known as a hustling pornographer who survived an assassination attempt. A third is a former punk rocker who had a hit 20 years ago with a song called Property is Theft. And a fourth is a bodybuilder whose catchphrase is "I'll be back". All would-be candidates for the governorship of California have to file their nomination papers by Saturday. So far, 344 people have taken out the necessary papers to run and pundits predict that at least 100 of them will have their names on the ballot when the matter comes before the electorate on October 7.
What seemed like a clever move by rightwing Republicans in California to remove the unpopular Democrat governor, Gray Davis, and replace him with one of their own has turned into farce, reinforcing the old stereotype of California as the home of Goofy.
Last month, enough signatures were collected to put the recall of Mr Davis to the vote but Darrell Issa, the multi-millionaire Republican congressman who financed the move and hopes to replace Mr Davis, has opened a west coast Pandora's box.
If Mr Davis is recalled, for allegedly misleading the electorate last year about the state's fiscal deficit, a simultaneous vote for a new governor would give Californians such a choice that the winner could be elected with as little as 10% of the poll.
All it takes to stand is 65 voters' signatures and $3,500 (£2,180) so, not surprisingly, everyone with a bone to pick or a show to publicise is registering.
No California governor has ever been recalled so the arcane rules have never been clarified and are under challenge in court from Mr Davis whose supporters warn that the current process could be as chaotic as the Florida election in 2000.
Today one of the best-known contenders and one who stood a good chance of winning is due to quit. Arnold Schwarzenegger, the bodybuilder-turned-actor, who promises in his movies that "I'll be back", is indicating that he won't be. After weeks of coyly hinting that he would stand, he appears to have bowed to family pressure to stay out of the race.
There is no shortage of other candidates who are better known for their public personas than their political experience. Angelyne, a buxom blonde who has been appearing on billboards in Hollywood since 1984 for no reason that anyone can quite explain, has announced that she will run. Her website answers the question "what do you do?" with the reply: "I don't do - I AM!"
She is unlikely to run as efficient a campaign as Larry Flynt, the publisher of Hustler magazine and the subject of the 1996 film, The People vs Larry Flynt, which told the tale of this Kentucky boy who made a fortune from pornography before being paralysed by a shot from a would-be killer.
This week in Hollywood, he announced that he would run under the slogan "the smut peddler who cares" and said: "I may be paralysed ... but not from the neck up, like Gray Davis."
An Orange County punk rocker, Jack Grisham, of the band TSOL, who once sang songs like Abolish Government and Property is Theft, has also confirmed that he will run. He is adamant that this has nothing to do with an album the band is launching next month.
Georgy Russell, 26, who is running on a "clean energy" ticket, is selling "Georgy for Governor" thongs to finance her attempt. Michael Jackson and Bob Dole are running, although they are people who just happen to have the same names as the singer and former presidential candidate.
A much more serious candidate, who is due to announce her intentions today, is Arianna Huffington, former president of the Cambridge Union, a "recovering Republican", as she calls herself, and a syndicated columnist who is best known for her libertarian/left positions on everything from campaign finance and the drugs laws to the environment and corporate corruption.
Who else is in the race? Mr Issa is determined to stand despite daily revelations that the former car alarm salesman has had brushes with the law and has exaggerated his business achievements.
The likeliest Republican would appear to be Richard Riordan, another multi-millionaire, in his 70s. A former mayor of LA and a moderate, he could face opposition from fellow-Republicans, Bill Simon, the official candidate who lost to Mr Davis last November, and Michael Huffington, Arianna's ex-husband. He would be the state's first openly bisexual governor.
The Democrats are as confused as the electorate. If they put up their own candidate, such as the popular senator Dianne Feinstein, they will undermine Mr Davis and make a recall vote almost inevitable. If they don't, then Mr Davis could be recalled and replaced by anyone from Mr Riordan to Mickey Mouse with no official Democrat challenger in sight.
Opinion polls are indicating that 55% support a recall but Mr Davis is a prolific fundraiser and is promising to spend $20m to beat the bid. This week, Senator Hillary Clinton was in San Diego signing her new book and pledging support for Mr Davis but most Democrats, privately or publicly, think it is too risky to trust that Mr Davis will win the recall vote.
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