Will Hillary Clinton bear a child, or did she swallow one? "Rosemary's Baby" or "Jabba the Hut?"

MensNewsDaily ^ | 27JUL03 | Art Lemasters and Mike La Salle

[familyop]

Participate in the MensNewsDaily.com poll! Is Hillary Clinton "pregnant" or "overfed?" Is it a case of "Rosemary's Baby" or "Jabba the Hut?" Will she bear a child, or did she swallow one? Go to http://www.MensNewsDaily.com and participate in the poll!

[familyop]

There's your caption, Freepers! ;-)

[Jeff Chandler]

I don't believe it is very classy to ridicule her appearance, especially when there is so much to write about her cold, dark soul.

[ladyinred]

Have you seen the picture? Sorry, it is worth ridiculing big time!

[bybybill]

Some times, I understand Bubba and Monica

[Jeff Chandler]

I stand by my observation about the nature of classy behavior.

[Jeff Chandler]

Making fun of people's appearance is liberal behavior.

[familyop]

"I stand by my observation about the nature of classy behavior."

You should see the hate mail from other feminists
on that one--especially male feminists. LOL!
You'd think she's their goddess or something. I'll
write anything that makes them wet their pants and
run for their Depends.

Oh, and thanks, Jeff, for visiting MensNewsDaily.com


_"mean old Art"

[familyop]

"Making fun of people's appearance is liberal behavior"

Trying to talk conservatives out of publishing
political cartoons about liberals is...LOL!

Don't even try it, Jeff. These people (Freepers)
are way out of feminists' league.

[familyop]

"Have you seen the picture? Sorry, it is worth ridiculing big time!"

Thanks, Lady. *Hugs*

Art

[xm177e2]

Making fun of people's appearance is liberal behavior.

Making broad generalizations about things that transcend ideological affiliation is liberal behavior.

[rockfish59]

It's a baby 'Krusty!'

[Salman]

No fan of Hillary here, but stop being silly. She has developed a bit of a pot belly, not unlike this 46 year old male. Am I pregnant?

Indeed, Hillary has never been pregnant and is a virgin according to Clinton parsing. Bill Clinton is also a virgin by the same parsing. Eating ain't cheating.

Chelsea is not the daughter of Bill. Nor is she the daughter of Hubble. She is not even the daughter of Hillary.

Chelsea Clinton looks a bit like her putative parents. She looks a bit like Web Hubble. But these are not particularly distinctive looks. Lots of southern white people look sort of like that.

The teeth tell the story. Who has teeth like Chelsea Clinton? Not Bill, Hillary, or Hubble. So who? Eleanor Roosevelt and Jimmy Carter, that's who.

Franklin Roosevelt like to screw around. Eleanor in revenge had a natural son by Joseph Kennedy. She covered it up by finding Miz Lillian, a decent woman who'd just had a miscarriage, and having her bring the boy up as her own. This was Jimmy Carter. He got help behind the scenes from the Kennedys and the Oyster Bay Roosevelts.

The Hyde Park Roosevelts were outraged, but kept quiet.

Jimmy Carter, with "lust in his heart" (remember?), had a natural daughter by an unknown chubby blonde who looked sort of like Hillary and sort of like Hubble. Such are rather common. It's not an unusual look.

He placed the girl with the up and coming Clintons in exchange for help from his true ancestors.

Chelsea is a Roosevelt and a Kennedy. Follow the teeth!

[OldFriend]

Probably hiding something she 'lifted' from some unsuspecting person.

[monocle]

That's the silverware from the White House.

[Jemian]

Making broad generalizations

But B R O A D generalizations are the only kind you can make about #97.

[NativeNewYorker]

[JZoback]

Chelsea Clinton looks a bit like her putative parents. She looks a bit like Web Hubble. But these are not particularly distinctive looks. Lots of southern white people look sort of like that.

I hope your tongue is firmly planted in your cheek, if not it's time to clean to poop out from under your high horse before you step in it

[mrtysmm]

But...it IS fun! What happened to her daily work-outs in preparation for the Senate bid? Looks like too much time on her ample 'butt' signing books.

[Salman]

I hope your tongue is firmly planted in your cheek...

Of course it is, buddy. Gee whiz, I thought it was obvious.

The Clintons, see? Oh, fugedaboutit!

[JZoback]

Of course it is, buddy. Gee whiz, I thought it was obvious.

Sorry about that, I'd better finish my coffee because I step in it.