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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: Alamo-Girl
These were some months ago. I don't plan to take the time to look back through each thread to find where these took place (assuming the threads even exist.)

I still haven't seen a single post that criticized misquoting in general nor in specific. Not one Creationist has suggested the a false posting (uncorrected) is wrong as a general principle. I have drawn my own conclusions from this.

You may look in this thread to see what I mean.
261 posted on 07/27/2003 10:03:54 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: ALS
Thank you for sharing in my deep offense at the sentence!

Religious discrimination is indeed hate mongering of the same order as carving out a class of people by race, age, gender, or sexual orientation. My position is that anyone who shares in conservative ideology - whether economic or social or both - has a right at the table, even if I strongly disagree with some of their views.

262 posted on 07/27/2003 10:09:42 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Alamo-Girl; Right Wing Professor
"Certainly, Right Wing Professor's credentials are substantial and he deserves our respect for his accomplishments though we may not agree with his views."

And I would like to apologize for thinking otherwise.
Without stipulation to the apology, I would also remind all that there were real reasons why I didn't know he was, and I will not just sit here like a dummy and accept it was only me.
The fact remains as stated above, that the fact that NO ONE would say yes or no, and given his reaction, it was easy to assume he wasn't.

Like I said, I got the distinct impresion I wasn't the first to ask, and I had made that known to a few other freepers. Oddly enough, through it all, no one said that he was or wasn't. Not even anyone on our side.
263 posted on 07/27/2003 10:11:08 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: ALS; Right Wing Professor
Thank you so very much for your apology to Right Wing Professor! And please accept my apology. I should have been more alert and helped to clear up the misunderstanding at the time.
264 posted on 07/27/2003 10:14:46 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Alamo-Girl
It wasn't your obligation, but just as it would have been better for js1138 to post the link to his bogus accusations about DesignedUniverse.com, it would have prevented MUCH if the evos had done the same regarding the prof.
I indeed did ask all of them that participated to say "yes or no", and none did. I actually made it that simple.
265 posted on 07/27/2003 10:18:55 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: Doctor Stochastic; js1138
Thank you for your reply!

Er, if your post had a link to go with the phrase "this thread" it is not showing on my browser.

Could we reduce it to the subject and the original poster of the false information?

Are we talking about the false Gould attributions?

I still haven't seen a single post that criticized misquoting in general nor in specific. Not one Creationist has suggested the a false posting (uncorrected) is wrong as a general principle. I have drawn my own conclusions from this.

I made a post to that effect - I believe to js1138 on the really big thread. If you want me to dig it up, I will. Also on this thread, at post 173 I take a strong position against false statements and spinning of all kinds.

266 posted on 07/27/2003 10:20:34 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: ALS
I don't doubt you at all. I believe you were trying to get a yes/no answer and took the evasiveness to imply the negative. That is the normal response to stonewalling - whether in court, congress or the press. I hope nobody would assume ill will in such a response.

Thank you so much for sharing your grievance!

With regard to the DesignedUniverse.com quotes, would you like to share the evidence so we can tackle whether there was any intentional deception there? Or do you want to give this one a 'bye?'

267 posted on 07/27/2003 10:27:19 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Alamo-Girl
I think that one was hashed over at least twice by now, if not thrice. If js1138 wishes to dispute something, that's fine with me.
268 posted on 07/27/2003 10:31:18 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: Alamo-Girl
btw - what is it officially that we are aiming at?
269 posted on 07/27/2003 10:33:27 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: ALS; betty boop
Thank you for your post and your question!

In the posts somewhere between 101-200, betty boop and I both expressed our chagrin over the lowering standards of conduct for discussion on the forum. Towards the end, around 190 - betty boop gives the challenge to essentially put up or shut up - name names, etc.

She's gone to bed (and I will have to soon also) - but I stepped up to the plate to solicit the grievances and try to work them out in the manner I believe she had in mind.

270 posted on 07/27/2003 10:40:59 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: ALS
Thank you for your post!

I think that one was hashed over at least twice by now, if not thrice. If js1138 wishes to dispute something, that's fine with me.

That sounds fine with me, too. If it's not troubling you, there's nothing to work out.

271 posted on 07/27/2003 10:44:19 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Alamo-Girl
The following is the post that VadeRetro claims caused RWP's "absence" (why or how I don't know) from FR. Note the date
To: ALS; Admin Moderator

I think this pretty much answers the question.

The question was answered in 1553. Repeatedly asking it after it was answered amounts to disruption. The guy's tag is obviously also a snide personal attack.

ALS has posted almost nothing of substance on FR since he appeared here. This is advertized as a news forum, not vehicle for those of marginal sanity to work through their aggressive urges. As those of us who used USENET 10 years ago noticed, forums also obey Gresham's Law; bad posters drive out good. I have a strong interest in keeping conservatism from being taken over by fundamentalist Christians who have made it a mission to anathematize portions of science because they think it conflicts with the Bible. However, it occurs to me that this venue is becoming essentially useless for discussion of these issues, because the thoughtful posters have left in disgust after ALS and his ilk arrived. And I'm not just referring to thoughtful evolutionists.

I have no problem in mixing it up with semi-literate buffoons like this one. On the other hand, I have far better things to do with my time. It's your site, and your call.

1,761 posted on 06/06/2003 8:23 AM CDT by Right Wing Professor [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1576 | View Replies | Report Abuse

Here he is continuing to post 2 days later...

Amazing Creatures

Posted by Right Wing Professor to conservababeJen
On The Smokey Backroom 06/08/2003 8:30 PM EDT #1,095 of 1,186

You just posted an outright LIE.

. I'm looking at both of them, right here. The only other person who can look at both of them is ALS. The thread's been closed. So why don't you share with us all why you think you know one's been edited?

Amazing Creatures

Posted by conservababeJen to Right Wing Professor
On The Smokey Backroom ^ 06/08/2003 8:33 PM EDT #1,099 of 1,186

I'm looking at both of them, right here

Are they're different, no?

I KNOW they are because I saw them before they were pulled. You just told a completely BLATANT lie for all to see and I am calling you on it.

Amazing Creatures

Posted by Right Wing Professor to ALS; conservababeJen
On The Smokey Backroom ^ 06/08/2003 10:21 PM EDT #1,149 of 1,186

Your link is dishonest. It omits post # 1817, identical to post #1822. You posted 1817, it was yanked, you then posted 1822, it was yanked again, then they pulled the whole thread. Thanks, though, for posting the second of the two yanked posts. This would adequately prove to conservababeJen, had she a shred of intellectual honestly, that the second post was identical with the first.

The post he claimed was "identical" was in fact different. I am actually the one who suggested to ALS that he remove the mentioned line from his post..
The following is my reply to RWP. You'll then see that VadeRetro clicked abuse on my following post and the thread was pulled minutes later. I even have the last post in the thread FROM Vade directed at me. I will post it shortly...

Amazing Creatures

Posted by conservababeJen to Right Wing Professor
On The Smokey Backroom 06/08/2003 10:44 PM EDT #1,156 of 1,186

You're a damned LIAR. The first post said "and management seems to agree". That was omitted from the second post because it was the only part that could conceivably be seen as "pull" worthy.

Who, in their right mind, would imagine that a GROWN MAN (that claims to be a professor) would pout and whine over a "wipe your nose" comment???????.

Don't you dare call me "intellectually dishonest" because you are making a disgusting attempt at looking like the victim here. There are many, many, many people on FR who read these threads to learn (myself being one of them), without participating in the "topic" debate....BUT.. I will NOT sit here and watch you SPIN a lie for all to see. I will not allow you to piss and moan that I am chiming in on a thread without adding "scientific" commentary, when I, like many here, lurk in an effort to gain insight on BOTH sides of issues. You and your elitest evo-brethern don't seem to grasp that you're not the only ones reading these threads. But I'll tell you one thing... I'll be damned if I'm going to read LIES and not comment. I'll be damned if I'm going to read veiled Christian bashing (as witnessed in other threads) and not comment.

YOU, RWProfessor are an elitist, hypocritical LIAR, who hopes to gain support here from people who are not privy to the REAL happenings in the last thread.


272 posted on 07/27/2003 10:47:52 PM PDT by conservababeJen
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To: Alamo-Girl
To: balrog666

And what is a troll, a disruptor, a buffoon? Or should I say whom?

So maybe it is time, after all, for people to start naming names. You want to go first? (Better have back-up evidence ready if you expect me to take your allegations seriously.)


193 posted on 07/27/2003 8:55 PM CDT by betty boop


If that is what the FR court session is about, then the issue of "deteriorating posts", which is a valid one, is not exactly what betty seems to be asking of balrog666.
Ot looks more to me like she's telling him to lay out his case that I'm a "troll, disruptor, buffoon".

There is no way I can be blamed for the behavioral choices of others, so the issue of deteriorating posts should probably be addressed after balrog66 proves his case.
At this point, it seems to be strictly something, anything vaderetro can "find on me". Ignoring, of course, all the known tripe he himself and his buds do daily.

How did we get to there?
273 posted on 07/27/2003 10:49:01 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: ALS
Thank you for the post from betty boop to balrog!

Indeed, she is challenging him - to be specific about who he accuses of being a troll, a disruptor, a buffoon. Likewise, she challenged Vade at 211 to be specific about his complaints.

I am not blaming you for anything. But if anyone has a specific "beef" about you or me or anyone else, now's a very good time to put the cards on the table and try to resolve it. Hopefully, we can put some of these resentments to bed once and for all.

274 posted on 07/27/2003 11:01:09 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: ALS; Alamo-Girl
Amazing Creatures ^

Posted by VadeRetro to Right Wing Professor; conservababeJen

On The Smokey Backroom ^ 06/08/2003 11:09 PM EDT #1,175 of 1,186

Should anyone ask who hit the button on conservababblerJen for 1156, it was I. At least, I was one.

______________________________________________________

Here is the very last post of that thread before it was pulled...MINUTES after Vade clicked abuse. He claims that "we" get threads pulled, meanwhile here you see him and RWP calling in Admin within 2 days of each other.

_______________________________________________________

Amazing Creatures

Posted by VadeRetro to conservababeJen

On The Smokey Backroom ^ 06/08/2003 11:31 PM EDT #1,186 of 1,186

^ The people who are just crashing the party to poop in the punch bowl will attract some comments they don't want to hear, but that's life. In a well-run party, they are and ought to be escorted out amid catcalls.


275 posted on 07/27/2003 11:03:47 PM PDT by conservababeJen
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To: Alamo-Girl
oh boy

If that's the thrust then we could go at this for weeks.

People just offering complaints won't prove anything more than we already know.
276 posted on 07/27/2003 11:07:24 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: ALS; Alamo-Girl
I should also mention that the few (and only) posts between Vade puffing his chest out about clicking abuse on me and that thread getting pulled, was....... Chancellor Palpatine calling me an "absolute witch" and "trailor trash" for being "snotty" to RWP. Meanwhile I NEVER reported either post.
277 posted on 07/27/2003 11:10:38 PM PDT by conservababeJen
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To: gore3000; Dataman; f.Christian; JesseShurun; NewLand; AndrewC; bondserv; Mr.Atos; Sloth; unspun; ...
Please take a moment to start at post #172, and read on.
The issues being addressed include and impact each of you.
Everyone has had dealings in this matter and your witnessing, opinions and evidence are an integral part in resolving this ongoing issue.

Thanks!
278 posted on 07/27/2003 11:30:55 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: ALS
bb ...

Which is: Whether or not it can be conceived by a rational mind that subjective experience enters into objective experience at some point "downstream" of the subjective experience.

It seems, deliberately or accidentally, that you are "invested" in an outcome that can only result from queering the question right up front: Your strong suggestion that merely proposing this question amounts to a refusal to engage in intelligent discussion.

But you seem reluctant to talk about that. I can only wonder: Why not? Maybe if you could get this question "right," then the "conflict" you note could be avoided or quickly resolved.


172 posted on 07/27/2003 4:16 PM PDT by betty boop

fC ...

thus we have the ... evo ' virtual ignore - troll basher ' --- mentality on the fr !
279 posted on 07/27/2003 11:59:06 PM PDT by f.Christian (evolution vs intelligent design ... science3000 ... designeduniverse.com --- * architecture * !)
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PatrickHenry remains aloof!
280 posted on 07/28/2003 3:32:18 AM PDT by PatrickHenry (Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas.)
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