[Damocles]

...go through both slits and interfere with itself.

As a lad, I was told I'd go blind if I didn't stop interefering with myself. Some photons have all the luck...

[Revelation 911]

hold my handlotion alert

[Ole Okie]

As a lad, I was told I'd go blind if I didn't stop interefering with myself. ...

Well, did you?

Or did your hairy palms keep the blindness away?