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So, Hillary has this HUGE book...
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Posted on 07/18/2003 11:29:02 AM PDT by Slyfox
"Hillary's got this huge book, it's a memoir of her life and times at the White House. In the book, she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said." - David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton's book hits the stores this Monday. Oh boy, it took her a long time to write it. But in her defense, every time she tried to use the desk, Bill was always using it for a date." - Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir comes out next week. So much of her personality shines through that, in the end, you'll want to sleep with an intern." - Craig Kilborn
"In Hillary Clinton's new book, 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts." - Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton has finished her memoirs for publication next year, while Bill has barely finished the first chapter. Well, in all fairness, fiction is a lot harder to write." - Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family." - David Letterman
"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same." - Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch." - Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments." - David Letterman
"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it." - Jay Leno
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: book; craigkilborn; davidletterman; hillary; jaylano
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posted on
07/18/2003 11:29:03 AM PDT
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Slyfox
To: Slyfox
"I, I, I, me, me, me" sounds like she needs to book on singing!
To: All
DANG FREEPERS KEPT ME FROM BECOMING THE WORLD'S GREEN KING!
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posted on
07/18/2003 11:32:42 AM PDT
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To: Slyfox
I saw the word Huge and Hillary and thought it would be about a part of her anatomy.
To: princess leah
"I don't remember". "I don't recall that." "I don't know."
"I really can't comment on that." "I don't remember." "I'm sorry, I really don't know." "I just really don't know." "I don't remember."
To: MotleyGirl70
"I don't remember". "I don't recall that." "I don't know." "I really can't comment on that." "I don't remember." "I'm sorry, I really don't know." "I just really don't know." "I don't remember."Wonder how HRC ever managed to put anything in her book with such a bad memory????
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posted on
07/18/2003 11:51:43 AM PDT
by
zbogwan2
To: diotima; HangFire; feinswinesuksass; Bob J
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posted on
07/18/2003 11:56:43 AM PDT
by
AnnaZ
(unspunwithannaz.blogspot.com... "It is UNSPUN and it is Unspun, but it is not unspun." -- unspun)
To: MotleyGirl70
I saw the word Huge and Hillary and thought it would be about a part of her anatomy. Whatever sucked you in to read it.
Uh, now I am thinking about interns and cigars...
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posted on
07/18/2003 11:57:00 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
To: MotleyGirl70
Or her beloved brother Huge
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posted on
07/18/2003 11:57:12 AM PDT
by
OldFriend
((Dems inhabit a parallel universe))
To: MotleyGirl70
I saw the word Huge and Hillary and thought it would be about a part of her anatomy. Be more specific; could be legs, butt, or mouth.
To: MotleyGirl70
classic
HI!
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posted on
07/18/2003 12:03:45 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: Slyfox
My favorite:
"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir comes out next week. So much of her personality shines through that, in the end, you'll want to sleep with an intern." - Craig Kilborn
Can you blame him (Bill)? :-)
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posted on
07/18/2003 12:04:23 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
(Rob: "I see a five letter word. F-R-E-E-P. Freep." Jerry: "Freep? What's that?" - Dick Van Dyke Show)
To: jeffsher
certainly was'nt her brain.
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posted on
07/18/2003 12:06:25 PM PDT
by
watermen
To: zbogwan2
No kidding. I read all of Barbara Olson's (RIP) books on Hitlery and Bubba. "Hell to Pay" had me using the "f" word more than I ever had in my life (sorry Dad). She nailed the witch to wall in her books. I think I might just have to read it again. Barbara had a whole page dedicated to the Hitlary "I don't know's". If you never read it, go buy it today. She is worse than him!
To: Slyfox
"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments." - David LettermanYes, the Loose Leaf Bible seems to be quite popular in certain circles...
To: OldFriend
Huge Hugh
To: Slyfox
Well, I always thought she just had a big MOUTH.
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posted on
07/18/2003 12:16:44 PM PDT
by
Pagey
(Hillary Rotten is a Smug, Holier - Than - Thou Socialist)
To: MotleyGirl70
![](http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030716/i/1058380293.1476812916.jpg)
"Guys, I'm tellin' ya, her rear is THIS BIG!"
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posted on
07/18/2003 12:23:54 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Over-achiever extraordinare!)
To: MotleyGirl70
paging Mr Jass; is there a Hugh Jass here?
To: Diddle E. Squat
Remember Ted Turner said they should take out the Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery commandment.
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posted on
07/18/2003 1:05:27 PM PDT
by
OldFriend
((Dems inhabit a parallel universe))
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