[WestPacSailor]

Isn't it obvious...Noah bought all the wood at Lowes, using the "12 months same as cash" deal. He new he'd never have to pay off the card anyway, so he got a great deal after all.

Seriously though, if you believe the Biblical version (and I do) then you must believe that Noah lived somewhere with a LOT of wood, gopher or otherwise. Imagine the storm that will arise when physical proof of Biblical teachings are found in the heart of the muslim world!

Imagine the storm that will arise when Jesus sets foot in the middle of the muslim 'holy' lands and smites the heathens!

P.S. God Bless America and our Constitution.

[pgyanke]

Are you sure you're familiar with Scripture? It clearly says he chose Home Depot (despite the better credit deal at Lowes) because their gopherwood was pressure treated and certified termite free. He was instructed to seek home delivery also.

:-)

[FastCoyote]

I get such of kick out of ancient marine history.

[JohnnyZ]

Imagine the storm that will arise when Jesus sets foot in the middle of the muslim 'holy' lands and smites the heathens!

I'm sure the NY Times will print a critical editorial.

[night reader]

Imagine the storm that will arise when physical proof of Biblical teachings are found in the heart of the muslim world!
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The Muslims have no dificulty with the Bible's story of the creation and earth's early history. It is from the time of Abraham onward that their history diverges from that givrn in the Bible. They're good-to-go with Noah and the flood.

[Tac12]

What storm? The story about Noah can be based upon a historical flood. This does not prove that all the other
crap about resurrection and virginal birth and ...
is true.