[Im Your Huckleberry]

Need to change that last line in the amendment to state:

"...shall be construed to require that marital status or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon unmarried couples or groups or or gerbils or animals, either vertebrate or invertebrate, or corpses, or objects."

[TheDon]

You're way ahead of me! I was only going to suggest the following changes:

"Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of one male human and one female human."

[bribriagain]

"Need to change that last line in the amendment to state:"

You're a daisy if you do.