Ahhhh ! ! Does this mean you'll be volunteering to be the very first one culled ?
Analytically and as unemotional as possible, may I suggest you choose a method that does'nt tax the treasure of our already burdened paramedic, fire, and police system.
It can be very embarrassing, not to mention expensive, if you don't get it right the first time. You might even consider soliciting these fine people at FreeRepublic on a cheap and efficient method of "self culling."
There are some really smart people that post here (like Lazamataz, annaZ Travis Mcgee to mention a few) and as Bob J, Jim Robinson and Agitator know, there are some really cheap ba$tards here as well.
Perhaps you could cull yourself in the parking lot of your local coroner, thereby saving us the cost of a house call, you could be tagged and bagged by 12:00 noon. Now that's efficient.
Don't forget to slip your prepaid funeral burial insurance policy into your one of your pockets.
If you can't get a free ride to the mortuary rider on that policy, perhaps you could attach a $20.00 bill to cover the costs of gas.
If you need anymore ideas or support, by all means ping me,
I remain your humble and soon to be culled servant.
oh, and please remember . . . thanks to you, it's working.