DFU SONG: Lookin' Out My Back Door (centrifuge buried in my back yard)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 6-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - LOOKIN' OUT MY BACK DOOR

Just got back from al-Takrit...burqa girls were so sweet
We ate pork and partied all night

Things were fine as they could be...then, what do they see?
Centrifuge buried in my back yard

Scottie Ritter won't like this...he is gonna be p*ssed
I'll claim my dog buried it there

Things were fine as they could be...then, what do they see?
Centrifuge buried in my back yard

Daschle's deeply saddened when George Bush took his tough stand
Hans Blix could not find his butt...with both hands

I was trusted with this thing...promised I would not sing
I am screwed if Saddam's alive

Things were fine as they could be...then, what do they see?
Centrifuge buried in my back yard

(musical break)

Daschle's deeply saddened when George Bush took his tough stand
Hans Blix could not find his butt...with both hands

Things were fine as they could be...then, what do they see?
Centrifuge buried in my back yard

(musical break)

Scottie Ritter won't like this...he is gonna be p*ssed
I'll claim my dog buried it there

Things were fine as they could be...then, what do they see?
Centrifuge buried in my back yard

Centrifuge buried in my back yard

[doug from upland]

NUKE COMPONENT UNEARTHED IN BAGHDAD BACK YARD

(If something is "unearthed," was it "earthed" in the first place?)

[Rocky]

That liberal nut from Creedence Clearwater is not going to be happy with you. I like your version better.

[HassanBenSobar]

love it!

[doug from upland]

I didn't pay attention to their politics. Is Fogarty the nut?

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list.

[Rocky]

Yeah, John Fogarty. I couldn't remember his name.

[AngrySpud]

Hillarious!