[presidio9]

Stop The Gay Canadians!

I settle for stopping the gay San Fransicans. Get back in your corner Mark.

[LanPB01]

Does this guy really get paid to write like this? I wrote a short comedy sketch this morning about Gore's proposed liberal newz network, and I didn't get a dime for it.

[EdReform]

Ping

[Constitution Day]

[BibChr]

"Gay" Canadians. There's a scary image.

"Cute ensemble, eh?"

Dan

[joesnuffy]

gives new meaning to the office of "Mountie"....and mounted for that matter
Soon to be released...
Mutiny on the Mountie

[joesnuffy]

gives new meaning to the office of "Mountie"....and mounted for that matter
Soon to be released...
Mutiny on the Mountie

[Alouette]

Mark's brain:

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Ms. Morford's all atwitter - she'll be moving to Canada soon!

[headsonpikes]

"...between tongue baths from his personal herd of mildly narcotized French poodles."

There's a glimpse into the imaginative life of a homosexual intellectual - 'New Frontiers in Narcissism'.

[lavaroise]

It's about stopping gays, but more generaly about stopping racism and genderism.

[beachn4fun]

Here's a litte bit of what I said in my email to the jerk....sure hope his email address is correct.....

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what a sad little scared "homosexual" rabbit you are to write such trash. We, as "whatever title you give us," have a right to speak out against things we think are wrong. We can't do that in your opinion, if your article is any indication, but yet you can sprout off this trash and it's ok. It's journalism. But guess what? We ("whatever title you give us") will not go away and we will not shut up. And the more the homosexuals try to force us to accept their lifestyle the more we will fight it.

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[RichInOC]

Thoughts for the author?

Yes.

1. I feel dumber for having read this.

2. All good humor is based in truth, but there's something to be said for material that's so stupid and divorced from reality that it makes you laugh.

3. Why in the world would anybody want to go to a Cher concert?

4. "Gay or Canadian or a member of Loverboy" is redundant.

5. Aldo Nova had greatest hits? When did that happen?

6. Did I mention that I felt dumber for having read this?

[ijcr]

Afore all of the residents of SF,denizens of Vermont and employees of Disneyworld rush north to exchange rings. Some brutal facts.

"Because these marriages were entered in another country, the "full faith and credit" clause of the Constitution does not apply to them. Instead, as a general rule, most foreign marriages historically have been respected (that is, treated as valid) for most purposes in the United States if they were validly entered in the country where the couple married under what are known as "principles of comity."

The result is:-

1.Unless they are willing to spend three years in the frozen tundra and apply for Canadian citizenship it don't
count.

2.The Defence of Marriage Act, the federal government will not treat as valid for any federal law purposes (immigration, taxes, benefits, etc.) a marriage between a same-sex couple entered in the Netherlands or Canada.

3.The recognition of many international marriages (while accepable in their own jurisdictions) are not accepted in the US, eg underage children, polygamy and same-sex marriage.

4. As Federal law supercedes state law, 1 USC Sec. 7 prevents any "progressive" states from recognizing same-sex marriages.

Therefore,the rush to SARSland remains an exercise in futility.

[Brian Allen]

If ever a PROJECTILE BARF ALERT was needed this pathologically-mean-spirited spewing of hate speech and of the projected contents of the black hole that does the likes of this Brownie-Points-in-Hell "writer" for a soul surely qualifies for it. Although, as, every time he opens his mouth, does every one of evil's lickspittles -- and without relaying a single fact or a single truth, this diatribe surely reveals heaps about what ails Mr Morford. We should all be praying for the poor sick bastard.

[RAT Patrol]

And they say we are hateful.

[finnman69]

How about a little theme music for Miss Morford!

YMCA

[ArGee]

OK, the author thinks he's clever and he really is not, but this one quote shows the real issue behind homosexuality and, for that matter, fornication and adultery.

Moreover, they fear, Canada's decision means the God-given sanctity of tepid hetero missionary-position marriage is utterly doomed and our innocent children are sure to become fans of modern dance and maybe even old Barbra Streisand movies, and all of this will undoubtedly result in the introduction of a pair of wacky gay Canadian neighbors on "Everybody Loves Raymond."

Western civilization is sick, and one symptom is that good sex is no longer a natural outgrowth of selfless love, good sex is now a very selfish activity that must be new and improved to be acceptable. It must be gymnastic, sweaty, thunder filled, lightning flashing, fireworks producing and, above all, personally fulfilling as the greatest thing that ever happened to me or I'll go find another partner.

News flash: the thing that makes the missionary position special is that you can look your lover in the eye while sharing the most intimate moment that G-d gave man with her. If that isn't important to you, you don't know what good sex is.

Shalom.