[Liz]

Be funny if her publisher delivered all the books he's gonna pay for one way or the other to her Washington digs.

I'm betting the DNC has got a warehouse somewhere overflowing with books.

Let us pray that a good Republican works there on the night shift.

[Miss Marple]

Those books have to be somewhere, unless they are imaginary, in which case we would have fraud, I believe.

If those books are in a union HQ, there has to be a supporter of Gephardt who might spill the beans. If they are at the DNC, surely we could find a cleaning lady who would let us know.

Hey, maybe they are stored on the Indian reservations! HA!