[Semper Paratus]

I'm screwed, and my children are screwed.
But I'm not giving up my fryer.
Until they pry it from my cold greasy fingers.

[maryz]

I'm screwed, and my children are screwed.

They noted that they treated mouse cells only, not human cells.

Just don't feed any fried foods to your mice, or the ASPCA will have to hear about it!

[Servant of the Nine]

I'm screwed, and my children are screwed.
But I'm not giving up my fryer.
Until they pry it from my cold greasy fingers.

The only genetic changes from eating fried foods is a permanent southern accent and a tendency to refer to NASCAR stock cars as "whiskey cars".

So9