[aristeides]

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[Ligeia]

I'm unsure what I'm supposed to do with that link, but when I entered, "goose in a noose" in the translator, all I got was "Lor' luv a duck! goose in a noose. Know what I mean?" Can't make a connection there. Did I flunk out of Detective School already?