[mikeb704]

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy."

Klintoon, natch.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[Constitution Day]

Related video link for those who have RealPlayer:

Mummy returns: Egyptologists celebrate possible Nefertiti find

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LOL, I remember that.

He would be a model candidate for chemical castration.