Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:
At the Greater Cincinnati Airport today, an individual,
later discovered to be a public school teacher, was
arrested trying to board a flight while in possession
of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious
al-Gebra movement.
He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
LOL! Good one, tom. Off to email.
LOL!