It brings back memories. It's probably the pond I used to visit some 40+ years ago.
So you admit to visiting this remote site in the past? Did you maybe lower weighted objects into the suspected H2O? Perhaps using some nylon or polyethelene rigging?
You are in big trouble now mister. FBI scent dogs are being brought to lock onto your scent. One of them has already indicated you may have discarded something in the dumpster at Burger King.