[Larry Lucido]

Mug shot of the perpetrator:

Sorry, I know that's mean....

[Hank Rearden]

And that would be a photo of . . . . . Deputy Doug Dawg?

[Dog Gone]

I think you're lying.

Otherwise the author would have mentioned somewhere that he's now blind.

[SLB]

Reminds me of what a cousin did. He was out be a lake messing around one day when he heard some laughter behind some willows. He saw a care belonging to the parents of a high school classmate parked down near the willows. He noticed a huge pile of clothes on the hood and trunk so he decided to see what was happening in the lake. Sure enough, three girls skinny dipping. He went back to the car, rumaged around until he found the car keys. Put the clothes in the car and locked the doors. He then made a little racket and watched the fun. They came running up to the car, turned around and ran for the lake and then wondered what to do next. He called out to them that he would leave the keys so they could go home. He had seen enough. They did not know who it was and I am almost certain to this day they still do not. He didn't gossip about it, just gazed at them knowlingly in class the next year.