O`Reilly claims Hillary is a liar. How can he deny her innocence and her love?

dogeggs.com ^ | 6/5/03 | Metalboy

[metalboy]

"I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, 'What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me? I was furious and getting more so by the second. He just stood there saying over and over again, "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was trying to protect you and Chelsea."

And now another excerpt from the book......

itlery ran to her William in the pouring rain as she could not help herself. The conspirators had tried and tried to destroy their love, but their love was immortal, eternal and knew no bounds. Running out naked in the rain and dense fog and through a sunny field filled with chirping bluebirds toward her knight, she embraced her William like a iron clamp, "My love! My love!" she said as she gulped for air. Glorious music filled the air, harps and violins swelled and swelled to a bursting crescendo and they kissed, drinking in deeply the bottomless black pit of each others souls. They were as one and nothing could ever come between them again. William picked up his true love in his arms as Disney characters frolicked about them and flowers sprouted from Hitlerys golden sunshine hair. Angels appeared in the sky with harps and heavens light cast down upon them as her Prince carried her over the threshold of the mansion of the plantation, the servants from the taxpayers cheering as they passed. The rain poured harder and lighting began to strike, but golden sunshine showered down echoing the beating heart of love that Hitlery had for her Prince William. It was so long since they last met and again the music swelled as they passionately embraced each other. William manly kicked open the door of the bedroom as smoke blew out his nostrils and he threw Hitlery onto the bed that had a canopy of lace and silk. Harps and violins played as Hitlery said, "My William, William my love! Thy conspirators, have they no shame? Are they blind to our love? Their deceit shall never seperate our immortal flesh! We shall rule the universe of space and time and their nonsense of an intern will be all for naught." William suddenly grew silent and turned his head from her. Hitlery saw his sudden concern and said, "William? What is it my love?" "Hitlery, I have something to confess" he said as he sat down on the bed. "What is it William my love?" said Hitlery as she stared deeply into his eyes, her hand on his cheek. "I-I..I...I..... No I cannot tell you!" he said as he dramatically turned his head away raising the back of his hand over his face. He stood up and walked towards the window, the moonlight shining on his horns. The music was dramatic now and Hitlery could tell William was deeply concerned and she walked to him laying her hand over his and looking up into his red eyes."William, you know I love you! Our love knows no bounds! We shall live through this and our love will grow stronger and stronger evermore until the universe is ours and I am supreme ruler of both space time and dimension!" Hitlery could see the anguish growing in her Williams eyes and she said lovingly, "William, the conspirators...W-w-what they said cannot be true! Tell me William" William did not answer and hung his head low. The music grew ever more dramatic, low and intense..."William answer me!" Hitlery felt her heart beat ever harder as she began to gasp for air in her innocence..."William, I know the conspirators lied about your rape of Juanita, your affair with Gennifer, you sexual assault of Katherine, your sexual assault of the airline stewardess, your sexual assault of Paula. I know this too must also be a lie! Tell me my love..Tell me the intern is also a lie!" William said nothing but looked into Hitlerys eyes and his eyes said all she needed to know. Hitlery stepped back from William and felt her heart fall into the bottomless pit of her soulessness. She raised her hand to her chest as the back of her other hand rose across her mouth..."No! .N-N-N-NOOOOOOO NOOOO..Noooo! What are your eyes telling mine? They doth reveal unto me a truth which I cannot accept lest mine heart be savaged! " she said as she felt herself gulping for air as the tears began to well in her eyes! "Nooo" she said as she slapped him across the face and then ran from the room! William cried out to her, "My love! I was only trying to protect you and SoHo!" "Beygone from me, mine heart it doth crack, begone forever you betraying beast!" said Hitlery as she ran and ran! The music swelled dramatically...she felt her life and her heart sink away from her, destroyed for evermore as she ran down the stairs naked and out through the front door of the mansion and towards her magnificent white stallion, Whitewater. She jumped on the horse and it reared on it`s hind legs, whinnied and galloped away through the golden fields of mud as tears clouded her eyes. "No NO NO!!" she cried louder and louder as she gulped and gulped and gulped and gulped and gulped for air.."Noooo!" Her William had deceived her and her heart was smashed into oblivion! Whitewater sprinted across the meadows until Hitlery made it to the top of her favorite hillside, Hill Airy, and fell into a heap, in a wad of golden hay, and she cried and cried and cried!! "How? Why? Seems he a dove, his feathers are but borrowed say I!" All the thoughts she could not get out of her mind! The utterly unexpected betrayal of her innocence! She continued crying as heavens light shined down upon her, and she fell asleep. Finally after several hours, she awoke only to find her William standing over her. "You! I never want to see you again. Begone from me cad!" she screamed. William hung his head low, and said "OK, My love, I don`t blame you for hating me my love. But before I go, I have one word to say to you........Senator." Hitlery stood up and clamped herself around her William with her legs like Whitney Houston did with Bobby Brown. Their love was again eternal.

Stay tuned for the next episode from Hitlery Clinton, the renowed writer of romance...Tissues included with every book

[metalboy]

yes, I know. Remove the children from the room lest they gag as well.

[dagnabbit]

"I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air...

Haven't we heard enough from Monica?

[Elle Bee]

"I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air ...."

I thought that was Monica's roll in this affair

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[Cathryn Crawford]

Ping!

[maizey]

Oh Dear God....Hillary a liar, spare me.

[metalboy]

OReilly just did his opening comment on it. (what does he call it again?) The first thing he says after the opening credits..He did this whole thing on "I think Hillary is lying about not knowing about Monica and I want an honest President" Come again BILL? Say WHAT?? He actually said if she is going to be President, she must be honest. Yeah Bill, how about SANE as well? I think one Clinton sociopath as President is enough for one lifetime. And then she is lying? No way? This is news?

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

You might find this amusing!

[YaYa123]

Deliciously trashy! (and very clever too.)

I especially liked SoHo.

[cricket]

Could not believe O'Reilly's (well, I could believe it actually) but what a disappointment his analysis was of Hillary and Bill. . .seemed almost ready to blow off the analysis of his guest Susan Forward and her conclusions about this sociopathic couple.

When she criticized Hillary's better half; Bill was dismissive offering that he is a 'target' as well and much is written that is not true about him.

Yes, O'Reilly concludes; and rightly so that Hillary is a liar; he does not grasp apparently the totally self-serving, power obsessed personality that gives rise to the lies however.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

O`Reilly claims Hillary is a liar. How can he deny her innocence and her love?

The cad.

[FastCoyote]

The Romance parody is tooo funny, I used to sell these kinds of books in my hippie bookseller days.

[cricket]

Mentioned the other day on a post that the above selection of Hillary's moment of recognition is a 'repeat'of an offering she made a few years ago. . .perhaps before taking on the NY Senate race or just building on her victimhood for symathy votes or to get a jump in poll numbers. . .I am sure I read this word-for-word.

The media is treating this as 'revelatory'. . .

Does anyone here remember or have access to Hillary's original scandal 'disclosures'?

Didn't dream it. . .and I am sure, it is no more than a Hillary rerun. . .

[yooper]

Note to MTV. Put "The Clinton's" on immediately after "The Osbourne's". It's the logical next step in the portrayal of a dysfunctional family unit. Maybe Osbourne Junior can say **** to Chelsea, and give her advice regarding nail polish of differing shades of purple.

Look for Hillary's book in the "Please-Take-it-for-$1.99" section at your local Walden store very soon.....

[sweetliberty]

At first I thought you were actually going to show where the "scene" as approved told by "Hillary" was plagiarized from some sleezy romance novel. Of course, had you done that, it might have given us serious concerns abour YOUR choice of reading materials!

Very funny by the way.

[yooper]

"I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, 'What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me? I was furious and getting more so by the second. He just stood there saying over and over again, "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was trying to protect you and Chelsea."

Anyone who swallows this BS should ask Monica if she wants lessons.

[yooper]

"He actually said if she is going to be President, she must be honest."

Well, I didn't see the TV show, but on the radio factor today Bill said no such thing. What he said was that Hillary has a chance to be president, and that fact would adversely affect Americans because she isn't honest. That's a big difference from your post. Please revisit the TV quote and get back to me. If he said what you say, it was a huge leap from his statement on the radio factor.

[microgood]

I thought that was Monica's roll in this affair

Great one.

[timydnuc]

The B!tch is going to be very surprised when this victim trick blows up in her face. The smartest woman in the world has been sitting in her ivory tower much too long. Post 911 the American people could care less about sexual trists and family feuds between 2 self absorbed politicians. They want an honest, strong, and brave President to protect and defend the constitution and the people of this great country. We don't want a "victim" in a time of war. If she, and the RATS can't see that then all hope is gone for those people and it should be proof positive that they are only interested in power and control over we, the people.

She is absolutely lost in her own world. Keep it up Hillary and you too will end up on the dung heap of histroy, and it couldn't happen to a more deserving con artist.

[buffyt]

If I believed for one nano-second that the Monica affair surprised or hurt Hillary I would feel sorry for her. It was so surprise and she did not care. Dick Morris said Hillary has known since at least 1988 that Bill fools around. That is when Bill called him upset that Hillary had caught him in an affair and said she was so upset that they might divorce. Dick offered a vacation home for Bill to stay in for a while, till Hillary cooled down. Back then, she may have actually been shocked and hurt, she may have still cared about Bill then. Not any more.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Note to MTV. Put "The Clinton's" on immediately after "The Osbourne's". It's the logical next step in the portrayal of a dysfunctional family unit.

OMGoodness, that is an excellent idea for a Saturday Night Live skit. So many possibilities...