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Hillary Rodham and the Order of the Phallus (Book 5)
by B. S. Ghostwriter, Mary GrandPré (Illustrator)
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Book Description
I say to you all, once again--in the light of
Lord Bush’s return, we are only as strong
as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
Lord Bush’s gift for spreading discord and
enmity against us noble Democrats who have a and
far better idea of what the little people need than
they do is very great. We can fight it only by sowing
an equally strong bond of fiendship and distrust among GOPers.
So spoke Sid Viscious at the end of Hillary Rodham’s term in the White House. But as Hillary enters her third year in the Senate, it seems those bonds have never been more sorely tested. Lord Bush’s rise has opened a rift in the Democratic world between those who believe the truth about his election, and those who prefer to believe it’s all madness and lies--just more trouble from Hillary Rodham.
Add to this a host of other worries for Hillary…
• A New York Times writer with a little truth problem--just like her husband
• A venomous, disgruntled house-… well, we're not going there.
• Terry McAuliffe as keeper of the DNC Quidproquo team
• And of course, what every Democrat dreads: midterm elections results
…and you’d know what Hillary faces during the day. But at night it’s even worse, because then she dreams of a single door in a silent corridor. And this door is somehow more terrifying than every other nightmare combined, as it is marked "Likely Outcome of a Hillary Presidential Run in 2004".
In the richest installment yet of B. S. Ghostwriter’s seven-part story, Hillary Rodham confronts the unreliability of the very government in her magical world, and the impotence of the authorities at the DNC.
Despite this (or perhaps because of it) Hillary finds depth and strength in his friends, beyond what even she knew; boundless loyalty and unbearable sacrifice on her behalf, in spite -- or precisely because -- of her unworthiness of it.
Though thick runs the plot (as well as the spine), readers will race through these pages, and leave DC, like Hillary, wishing only for the next train back.
From the Publisher
Hillary Rodham and the Order of the Phallus, by B. S. Ghostwriter, the fifth in the bestselling series has been scheduled for release on Saturday, June 7, 2003.
"We are thrilled to announce the publication date. Hillary Rodham and the Order of the Phallus is absolutely superb and will delight all B. S. Ghostwriter 's fans. She has written a brilliant and utterly compelling new adventure, which begins with the words:
"The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square house on Pennsylvania Avenue .... The only person left outside was a former president-who was actually a teenage boy-who was lying flat on his back in a flowerbed outside the White House. The young woman who was with him at that instant and performing an act that used to be unprintable in a family newspaper was not really with him, as he therefore would not have been alone. It all depends on what the meaning of the word 'IS' is, after all.
"Later in the novel, B. S. Ghostwriter writes:
"Viscious lowered his hands and surveyed Hillary through his half-moon glasses. 'It is time,' he said 'for me to tell you what I should have told you three years ago, Hillary. Please sit down. I am going to tell you everything. First. Al Gore lost the election. Second. It's your fault.'
-Barbara Marcus, President of Scholastic Children's Books in the United States, and Nigel Newton, Chief Executive of Bloomsbury Publishing in Britain
Hillary Rodham and the Order of the Phallus is over 255,000 words compared with over 191,000 words in Hillary Rodham and the Taking of the Pillage.
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1x10-18Hehehehehe.
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