Got that right. I'm married to one.
You have pictures to back up this claim???
You know the rules! ;-)
I like the book-writing-guy Jean Shepherd. He wrote a story called "The Star-Crossed Romance" about a date between himself (not Polish), and Josephine (Polish). Here's a couple of lines (not used by permission at all, but probably ok in the grand scheme of things)...
ME: "From East Chicago."
SCHWARTZ: "A Polish girl? From East Chicago? Next door to you?"
FLICK: "What's her name?"
ME: "Josephine. Josephine Cosnowski."
The three of us sat silently for a long moment, each lost in his private thoughts. Already, schemes and fantasies were rushing through our respective skulls.