All we ever hear are Jewish jokes, so here are some Gentile jokes:
A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says,"This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?" The salesman says, "It's $500." The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it."
Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says,"You own your own business, don't you? How's it going?" The other Gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking!"
Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about children. Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction worker!" Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!"
A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it." His mother says, "OK."