[Welsh Rabbit]

So he thinks he can give out presidential pardons because he played a president on tv... Well, when I was nine, I played George Washington in a school pageant, so I hereby revoke any such pardon.

[putupon]

Well, when I was nine, I played George Washington in a school pageant, so I hereby revoke any such pardon.

Well I can top that. I'm pretending to be King William the Second today and have just given myself a land grant including present day South Carolina, North Carolina, and Virginia. Tommorrow I will be King Ferdinand or whoever the Spanish guy was and I will give myself Florida.