[ContentiousObjector]

I wonder if I can bring along a "Freedom*" Shepherd to speed my way through TSA security?

*This post is in compliance with the McCarthy memorial patriotism enforcement act of 2001

[zarf]

Sounds like what the Clinton's left for the Bush's at the White House.

[ContentiousObjector]

Hold muh feces

[Ken H]

I've found it's best to use one's private jet for any travel over 50 miles.

[Tall_Texan]

This probably explains why Osama bin Laden is trying to make his beard more gnarly. He's hoping to disguise himself as a "service billy goat".

[Brian Allen]

<< Excerpted - click for full article ^ >>

Why?

Is the WSJ paying kickbacks for hits on this link?

Where can I sign up for mine?

<]:^)~<

[weegee]

Something about first class seating seems to make passengers defecate in the asiles. First that CEO and now this.

I say ban the first class section and give coach some more leg room.

Or maybe put them at the back of the plane.

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

Why the long face?

[E Rocc]

This is nothing, Air Force One was full of bull-bowel-movement continuously from 1993-2001.

-Eric

[sauropod]

It would have been more appropriate had Cuddles had to "go" on the set of Oprah!

Preferably in her lap!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Seeing-eye horse?

[tazman3]

Yeah, yeah, yeah,.....

Next thing you know, will be chickens and pigs. AA must be gettin' desperate for passengers. LOL

[fight_truth_decay]

Air sick passsengers vomiting in flight bags, crying and seat kickin' children, babies 'under full diaper alert', drunk passengers, seat mates showing flu-like symptons (?) - what's the beef?

[stainlessbanner]

If a monkey is necessary to help a passenger get through a flight, the DOT said, then the monkey can come along.

You may not touch my Mon-Key!

[fight_truth_decay]

Cuddles

[nutmeg]

A horse traveling in First Class on American Airlines. I think I've heard it all now...

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ping list.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

I recall Ronald Reagan saying he loved the smell of horse manure-- it reminded him of the great outoors, camping, hunting, riding...

But then, he didn't have to spend hours trapped in a narrow metal tube with a fresh pile of it. And a service horse's diet might be different from Trigger's. A certain Seinfeld episode comes to mind...

[fight_truth_decay]

Dan Shaw & Cuddles Pictures and/or Video

[NFOShekky]

I'm the shmoe that ends up buying a full fare ticket and sitting next to the #^&@() horse, monkey, circus freak, etc!!!!! Let me tell you about the time the 500 pound woman was shoehorned into the seat next to me and required TWO seatbelt extenders to buckle up. . . Geez!

[justshutupandtakeit]

I hope first class was filled with the chowder-headed liberals who produce these kinds of idiotic rules and that they were gagging most of the trip.

Hilarious story.

[Rightfootforward]

Cuddles might want to work on her etiquette, but I'd rather "ride" next to her than any of the pinhead dems running for the presidency. Hey, she's smarter, right?