[Cincinatus]

Moore expalined that since COLUMBINE and its appearance at the Oscars he receives 6,000 pieces of fan mail a day

And if you believe this, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you...

'If I don't make this, I may as well stick my head in the sand like everybody else."

Please do so. Come back up when you hear me calling you.

[IYAS9YAS]

Moore expalined that since COLUMBINE and its appearance at the Oscars he receives 6,000 pieces of fan mail a day

And if you believe this, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you...

Well. You have to follow Dumbocrat logic. He gets the mail at a certain minute of the day. So, if he gets 4 letters in one day at that certain minute, he can project that he got 6,000 letters for the whole day (4 letters times 1,440 minutes in the day = 5,760 - rounded up to the nearest 1,000 for better accuracy).

[N. Theknow]

Moore expalined that since COLUMBINE and its appearance at the Oscars he receives 6,000 pieces of fan mail a day

One-third of the fan mail wants him to refinance now while rates are low, another third wants him to help get oil money out of Nigeria and a final third wants him to buy penis enlargement pills.