[BOBTHENAILER]

I’d end this by suggesting you go to hell, but you’re already in Paris, which is close enough.

This is too good. Way to go DocFarmer.

I have one small problem with your letter.

YOU WERE WAY TOO EASY ON THEM

Free Iraq, bomb Chirac!

[DocFarmer]

Well, I was tempted to add the following -

"Yer Muther Wuz A Hamsturr, And Yer Fathur Smelt... Of ELDERBERRIES!!!"

but even I have to have some limits, don'tchaknow...