Reminds me of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom with Marlin Perkins:
"Meanwhile, as Jim takes on that ferocious lion, I'll stay here in the blind and adjust the lighting."
"The cuddly Islamic Radical Terrorist has survived for millions of years undisturbed by predators. But it may not survive its most recent, and relentless enemy...MAN. I'll stand back here with Momar Ali Muhammad and have the time of my life...and watch here as my assistant Jim sticks his head in the angry crocodile's mouth. See those American's sharp teeth? Watch OUT JIM! Those teeth are deadly!"