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Kitty Caption (Humor Break and Meow Alert)
28 April 2003 | PetroniDE

Posted on 04/28/2003 9:28:55 AM PDT by PetroniDE

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To: PetroniDE
1) Good Kitty!!

2) It's a cat's duty to catch small pests that roam around too much.

3) Ha Ha Finbar, I'm more famous than you today.

-Eric

41 posted on 04/28/2003 12:18:09 PM PDT by E Rocc (Some people's cats seem "undernourished". >:))
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To: PetroniDE; All
Dulcie the Clinton-Crotch-Biting Kitty is going to get a swelled head from all this attention. That being said, she's digging it. Good kitty!
42 posted on 04/28/2003 12:18:29 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: Snowy
My cat can't do that. She chokes on small bones.

Bwahahahahaha!

43 posted on 04/28/2003 12:20:16 PM PDT by Under the Radar
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To: PetroniDE; Allegra
I'm sure that Dulcie, being a lady, would never lick her butt in public. But I don't doubt that a trip to a private corner was soon neccesary to get the taste out of her mouth.

-Eric

44 posted on 04/28/2003 12:23:00 PM PDT by E Rocc (Some people's cats seem "undernourished". >:))
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To: E Rocc
I'm sure that Dulcie, being a lady, would never lick her butt in public.

Dulcie doesn't, but Finbar, the boy kitty delights in doing that. :)

45 posted on 04/28/2003 12:27:42 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: PetroniDE
OK, I'll bite:

1. Justice
2. This tastes like sh*t
3. I'm going to take this somewhere secret and gnaw on it viciously -- you can watch if you like on Drudge.
4. MY NAME IS HILLARY! Crunch! Please, everyone cry with me... I must have blacked out for awhile and forgotten everything, right Vince?



46 posted on 04/28/2003 12:44:23 PM PDT by Gothmog
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To: Camachee
Good kitty ping. Filet, and pate, just because the portion's small doesn't mean its gourmet.

regards

47 posted on 04/28/2003 12:57:35 PM PDT by okiedust
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To: Budge
Ping!
48 posted on 04/28/2003 12:57:39 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: South40
I used your picture on my information page.....
49 posted on 04/28/2003 1:32:05 PM PDT by rface (Ashland, Missouri)
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To: Quick1
#40 Everytime you masturbate...

Ha!

50 posted on 04/28/2003 1:45:46 PM PDT by MrJingles ("Nietzsche is dead." - God)
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To: Allegra
Dulcie doesn't, but Finbar, the boy kitty delights in doing that. :)
The late great Slash, when not trying to terrorize the neighbordog:

especially enjoyed doing this when we had company:

-Eric

51 posted on 04/28/2003 2:41:55 PM PDT by E Rocc
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To: PetroniDE

He's gone from coughing up furballs to hacking up fat, lazy, lying, cheating adulterers.
52 posted on 04/28/2003 3:49:33 PM PDT by TexasRainmaker (God only created a few politically perfect people. The rest He called democrats.)
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To: PetroniDE
You feed your cat huge sacks of sh-t?
53 posted on 04/28/2003 3:50:55 PM PDT by TexasRainmaker (God only created a few politically perfect people. The rest He called democrats.)
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You feed your cat huge sacks of sh-t?

That's MY cat and I'm dang proud of the way she went after Bubba like that. :)

Yes, she was disinfected afterwards.

54 posted on 04/28/2003 10:04:27 PM PDT by Allegra
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You pays your money so you gets your choice:

-----EWWW! You don't want to know what this thing tastes like!
-----Help! He's got his left arm around my throat making me do this!
-----Say again? You want me to swallow what???
-----Somebody needs to take a bath--this thing still smells like Monica saliva!
-----Exactly how many bags of Temptations treats did you say I get for doing this? Its not enough. Add in a bag of catnip--I need to get drunk.

That's all, folks!

55 posted on 04/30/2003 6:46:37 AM PDT by FirstTomato (Always remember you are unique. Just like everyone else.)
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