[Pappy Smear]

My office is just a couple blocks down from the strip club-The Lumber Yard. Their tag line for their advertising is:

The Lumber Yard, where men go to get wood.

And their mascot is a beaver. I'll let you draw your own conclusions with that one.

[LibertarianInExile]

I've drawn a conclusion.

[Mike-o-Matic]

   Their tag line for their advertising is: The Lumber Yard, where men go to get wood.

Next time they feel like a slogan change, maybe they could mimic the Dairy Council and ask the rhetorical question, "Got Wood?"