[Nita Nupress]

This just in:

AP Breaking... Baghdad Bob called an impromptu press conference today to announce that Saddam Hussein spent the entire weekend in the White House sitting on President Bush's loo while Bush was as Camp David.

[Nita Nupress]

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[Texas dog]

Saddam Hussein spent the entire weekend in the White House sitting on President Bush's loo while Bush was at Camp David.

(Laughing uncontrollably)