charge of simple battery for allegedly touching the girl's breasts and buttocks over her clothing Hmm. I seem to remember some femnist mullah issuing a fatwa back in, oh, 1998 or so, that every male gets "one free grope" or something to that effect. Has that now been repealed?
I guess if the boys will declare themselves to be Democrats, then they too can get "one-free pass" for the PC.