[IncPen]

Life just isn't safe anymore.

[ShadowAce]

Life just isn't safe anymore.

I've discovered the leading cause of death worldwide--and no one has ever mentioned it.

Ready?

conception

[algol]

Life just isn't safe anymore.

Nope. You'll never get out of it alive.

[Lloyd227]

Another link for "The Clinton Body Count" ?

:-)

[tiki]

To avoid this particular kind of death just don't sleep and you'll be safe.

We need to require this on all pillows, blankets, mattresses and headboards...and couches

"Warning: Sleep may be fatal."