But if we are gonna have masses of Frenchmen arriving at one time, it might be a good idea to set up some classes so we can toilet train them all at once.
Lesson One: This is called soap. Use it daily on your whole body -- with water. (Better not leave anything to chance.)
Lesson two: Ladies, armpit hair and mustashes are for men.
Lesson three: Gentlemen, perfume is for ladies -- after they have used the soap described in lesson one.
feel free to add your own.
If they're leftists, I don't want them over here even if they DO learn how to wash...
Regards, Ivan