In December I tripped over the cement parking block while brushing snow off my car after work and cracked my ankle on it. It hurt so bad that I screamed all the way home. My doctor assured me that it would hurt for a year. I think I'll sue my husband for maintaining a dangerous parking lot! Oh, this is a community property state, you say? Oh, well, fuggeddaboutit.
That's sure to make for a happy home ;-)