Johnnie Cochrane defending Petsmart: "If she saw the $#!t, you must acquit."
He also could create reasonable doubt by demanding proof that the offending turd indeed was of canine origin: "They must prove the log came from a dog. They must prove that the feces came from that species."
If the plaintiff prevails, American jurisprudence will long note the "crap of luxury".....
Very true. This lady could have brought the stuff in a plastic baggy in her purse, dropped it when no one was looking, and then staged her fall. There are enough documented cases of people doing stuff like this that it wouldn't surprise me. Methinks she'll lose