[sourcery]

For a screed of this length, an abstract and/or executive summary is mandatory. I haven't read your article yet, although I will--but only because you're 18, and I remember liking some earlier work of yours.

[Alec Mouhibian]

For the absence of a summary, I apologize. I didn't want to lengthen the damn thing any more. Let the following stand as a broad summary:

An epochal essay on the lies, methods, threats, and true nature of the most anti-American, anti-liberty force of torpitude--the elitist-intelligentsia--and why the title's no vindictive.

Also, for full, accurate disclosure, I am actually "17," though am turning 18 in three days.